Loyalist Idiot Of The North
May 28, 2006

I have changed this award from being Idiot of the month to now simply "Idiot of the North" as too many Unionists/Loyalists are stepping forward to win the idiot award, I cant keep up as I have already handed out two this month for Peter Hain, see Idiot Award One and Idiot Award Two
Loyalist Idiot of the North goes to Gary Fulton but also to his eight loyalist thug friends.
Funny to see Portadown loyalists, defenders of Unionism in Northern Ireland, end up with egg on their face after a pathetic attempt to rob a bank.
Last October Former LVF commander Gary Fulton and his clowns messed up a robbery of the Northern Bank in Tandragee in October 2002. It gets even funnier that the cause of the failure was from their own stupid act of being tight arsed bastards for the getaway car they purchased a day before the robbery broke down. Correct me if I am wrong but if you purchase a car for £130 wouldn’t you expect it to have some major faults? Sounds like these loyalists of Portadown are clueless when it comes to purchasing a car.
Gary Fulton is being named 'Mr Big' of the operation but I would think 'Mr Idiot' would be more appropriate for this jackass. Lucky for Fulton that his men had been convicted for the robbery and he got away without appearing in court or could this lead to him signing his death warrant?
If you don’t know who Gary Fulton is he was once a big time LVF leader and was a very close associate of Catholic Killer Billy Wright.
Fulton has previously been accused of conspiracy to supply thousands of Ecstasy tablets but the Crown Court cleared him and has also faced prison for armed robbery.
No there is no cash prize for this award so Gary Fulton and Loyalists friends would need to get a job like every other hard working person.